Monday, July 23, 2007

I Can't Believe He Eats Babies!


By Tate Maxwell, feature columnist





Late last night I was twiddlin' the twat (i.e. - "surfin' the interwebs" as the youngsters call it nowadays) and I stumbled upon a fantastic discovery. On a website called dontdatehimgirl.com there is a fabulous place to see pictures a delicous men in your area. However, the juicy twist is that women write about these men and why other women should not date them. Fabulous. Pure genuis, I say. Pure unadulterated genius!

This is one man that I would never date, honey...

Doesn't sound too bad if you like to be beaten and like to kill babies, right? Eww, he's devilish. Most of these guys you could lick up, but some are just s-cumbags, lookin' for a midnight booty call. Read up ladies, and be aware of all of the sexy wolves out there. Oh geez.