written by Mexican_Guy_15, sensationalist and local pedophile
There's a potential prop bet in the making that has the possibility of being very entertaining.
The bet: Whether or not I can eat 100 chicken Mcnuggets in 2 hours.
This is an incredible amount of chicken Mcnuggets. Now, there are a plethora of videos on YouTube of people eating outrageous amounts of Mcnuggets, but no one ate more than 70. They also made many critical mistakes that ultimately hindered their eating ability.
Here's my plan:
1) Smoke weed. I normally don't smoke pot because I tend to binge eat when I do. Last time I smoked, I ate 2 bags of Doritos by myself. As far as I know, none of the YouTube Mcnugget challenge participants were high before they started eating.
2) Eat as many Mcnuggets as possible without the aid of barbecue sauce. I think this is critical to the completion of the Mcnugget challenge. Not only would the spices upset my stomach, but if I were to dip every Mcnugget in barbecue sauce before I ate it, I'd essentially be ingesting half a bottle of barbecue sauce along with the 100 Mcnuggets. One asshole was even dipping his Mcnuggets in a Mcflurry. What an amateur.
3) Smoke weed again. No vomiting is allowed. If i vomit, I lose. I figure if I eat the first 30 or 40 without barbecue sauce, I can make it the rest of the way by masking the disgusting flavor that will inevitably occur as I hit the mid-way point. I heard that after 15 or so, they start tasting like tuna. I just hope I don't get a batch of nasty Mcnuggets that have a bunch of strange dark spots in them like they sometimes do.
Video will be posted soon.
Check back.
Bitches.
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